Midpoint Mods ([personal profile] midpointmods) wrote in [community profile] midpointsaloon2020-05-08 08:33 pm

Welcome To Your Life (Jailbreak Mingle)

You find yourself in jail. An old-fashioned, dusty jail: three cells wide, six foot to a side and below ground level, judging from the tiny barred window half a foot from the ceiling, that looks out onto a flat expanse. Shimmering heat waves are already starting to form, the sun already burning hot, but your cell is comfortably cool and dry.

And empty. The only things in your cell are a sturdy plank bench, chained to the wall like a hammock, a solid-looking pillow and a hairy blanket sitting thereon. Any items you might have had on your person are sitting on the wall opposite your cell, nearly four feet away from the iron bars holding you: propped up on wooden shelves, hanging from thick metal hooks, or sitting on the floor if the item is particularly large.

Outside the occasional jangle of leather and metal, and the occasional chuffing breigh suggests that there must be horses outside, but otherwise the area is silent. Before too long, though, there's the sound of footsteps and jangling keys echoing from upstairs, getting louder and clearer as someone makes their way down to you...

I. Sooey Jail

The view from the windows drops off quite suddenly, about a mile past the bare scrubland bushes and occasional screeching roadrunner. In the distance, a plume of smoke is the only sign of a freight train rushing along its tracks, until the faint echo of its whistle hits the ear. While Inara Serra will likely be entirely unimpressed by the lacking cell, Daylight vis Lornlit will find it's far too small for him. Bucky Barnes is near silent as he dismounts outside.

II. Southern Point

The walls of the cells here are distinctly discoloured to nearly five feet high, an ugly brown with black mold growing in the cracks around the benches and corners of the room. The air is musty and damp, in sharp contrast to the hot, dry wind that blows in through the windows. Quicksword Irene will find her ever-present claymore on the wrong side of the bars, but Hajime Aikawa has company behind his - Ryo has come along, too. The sound of Fuwa tying his horse up is interrupted by a sharp yelp of annoyance.

III. Mountain Hole

The windows are cast in shade in these morning hours, which makes the cells distinctly cooler than the glimpses of clear blue sky and rolling heat waves suggest. Fully grown trees with needle-like leaves are visible outside, and the keen might just hear the echo of a chugging train. Taako will no doubt find the scene familiar; Yoda as well, if less sandy than some oft complained about; Jiro Azuma is undoubtedly the most confused here. Rocket and Groot can be heard outside, approaching and bickering.

IV. Dead Man's Doorstep

The higher the sun rises, the warmer it gets in the cells; even before midday it's unspeakably stuffy, and the hot breeze carries light waves of sand into the cells. The sound of ropes creaking, gentle and intermittent, under the strain of something heavy echoes through the cells, adding a disconcerting background noise to the already alarming context. Jo Harvelle will find sand in her hair; Sara Lance finds it everywhere else. Outside, Misty Day and Sam Wilson tie their horses together, and brace for their new teammates.
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[personal profile] quitsmiling 2020-05-09 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Upstairs, the bickering that can be heard sounds something like this:

"Yeah, I know. I heard you the first time, Groot. And the time before that."

"I am Groot."

"Saying it again is not gonna change my mind. Leave it alone. Geez. See what the mission's gonna be this time, will ya? I'll check on the poor saps downstairs."

Also, there's only one set of footfalls up there, making the floorboards creak, so one might wonder who exactly is talking to whom.

[personal profile] cicadashell 2020-05-09 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Jiro doesn't recognize the name, or possibly rank, of Groot. Is it even a word? At this point, he's still sticking to his Bureau theory because they(?) are talking about missions. But if that conversation can be heard from down here, he's going to scream at them while they're on their way down.]

WHAT THE FUCK'S GOING ON HERE!?

[He's not happy.]
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[personal profile] quitsmiling 2020-05-09 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
There's a pause upstairs, and then the first voice yells back down: "Don't be an a-hole or I won't tell ya!"

Then the second voice, deeper and more gravelly, says in a scolding tone, "I am Groot."

"Oh shut up, Groot." And there's a thump upstairs, and then a clatter of what could probably be keys.

[personal profile] cicadashell 2020-05-09 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
"FUCK YOU!"

There's a pause and some muttering, one-sided conversation about what Groot could mean. No conclusion is reached.
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[personal profile] quitsmiling 2020-05-09 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
The person (?) who comes down the stairs a moment later is... a raccoon. He scampers down on all fours, but he's wearing clothing, and has a ring of keys as big as his head in one tiny little clawed hand.

"In your dreams, humie. I'm the guy who's gonna let you out, so maybe try not being a complete idiot, all right?"

Yep, the raccoon is the one talking. He stands up at the base of the stairs and dangles the keys tauntingly.

[personal profile] cicadashell 2020-05-09 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're a raccoon."

Obviously, but surprising enough to get him to stop yelling.
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[personal profile] quitsmiling 2020-05-10 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
"I am not a raccoon," Rocket grumbles at him. It's a pretty common "mistake", since so many of the people here are from Earth, but it seems like every alien has a different species they think he is. "Name's Rocket. You got a name, humie?"

[personal profile] cicadashell 2020-05-10 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, well I'm not human."

It's just a bratty retort, but it's technically true.

"My name's Jiro. Now open the fucking door."
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[personal profile] quitsmiling 2020-05-11 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
"You didn't say the magic word," Rocket snarks back at him, holding up the key again. "Remember what I said about not being an a-hole? We're stuck on a team for another whole week, so pissing my off ain't the smartest plan. Jiro." There, he didn't call him humie, happy?

[personal profile] cicadashell 2020-05-11 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
At least now he's getting some information out of Rocket, albeit unintentionally.

"A team? Makes more work for you if you don't let me the fuck out then, doesn't it?"

He will never say please.
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[personal profile] quitsmiling 2020-05-11 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
"I've already got Groot, and the little green guy is probably gonna be a lot more useful than you, so. I could leave you there if I wanted to, sure."

From upstairs comes the deep voice again, more scolding-sounding this time. "I am Groot."

"Well, then you come down here and let him out, if you wanna be cussed out," Rocket calls back irritably.

A moment later, down comes... well, a walking humanoid tree who has to duck to get through the stairwell. Groot is pretty tall.

[personal profile] cicadashell 2020-05-11 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"I dunno, that gremlin looks pretty old. Might keel over and die in the heat."

Jiro looks over at said little green guy, and then at Groot when the tree-man finally comes down the stairs. Holy shit. Yoda's weird enough, but assumed to be a demon and Jiro hasn't thought anything else of him. But Groot is something new. As far as he knows, demons can't be... plants. His theory's falling apart here.

"He's a tree," much like his revelation with Rocket himself.
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[personal profile] quitsmiling 2020-05-11 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"I am Groot," is what the tree says, deep voice vaguely scolding, but he is apparently more tolerant than Rocket, because he takes the keys from his smaller friend and comes to unlock Jiro's cell.

"He is kind of a jerk, ain't he," Rocket translates, folding his arms. "Well, at least we only gotta deal with you for one round. Then you're someone else's problem."

[personal profile] cicadashell 2020-05-11 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"What's this 'round' bullshit?"

He's quick to exit the cell as soon as it's open far enough, just in case.
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[personal profile] quitsmiling 2020-05-13 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
"You, my unpleasant teammate, are now part of a big freakin' game for the entertainment of... who knows," Rocket says. "We sure don't. Never seen any of 'em. The next round-- the one you got roped into-- starts in two and a half days. We got the rest of today to get to Midpoint, one day for you to rest up and come to grips with all this, and one day for us to get to Bank Town."

[personal profile] cicadashell 2020-05-13 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Mmm, no. Whatever this is, he's not going to be entertainment. He heads for the stairs.

"Got the rest of today to get the fuck outta here, you mean."
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[personal profile] quitsmiling 2020-05-13 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"Have fun with the giant force field around the game arena, then. It'll knock you on your ass pretty quick, no matter what powers you got," Rocket shrugs, and jumps back up onto Groot. "We can do our job without you just fine, I bet."

[personal profile] cicadashell 2020-05-13 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that's more information.

"What's on the other side of the force field?"
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[personal profile] quitsmiling 2020-05-15 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
"More desert, more mountains, presumably this mysterious audience, but nobody's ever been there, so who the hell knows," Rocket grouses. "So are you comin' or not? We got a mission briefing upstairs, and you got a horse outside."

[personal profile] cicadashell 2020-05-15 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"This is so annoying!"

But he'll attend this 'mission briefing'.
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[personal profile] quitsmiling 2020-05-21 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
"You're tellin' me. I've had to do this shit for a year and a half now, it ain't gotten any more fun." Groot ducks into the stairwell again, and Rocket clings to his shoulder as they head upstairs.